pulled off no mean feat last Thursday.
City Hall and the black community have a strained relationship, hence the power of Kenney's feat. But his potentially victorious roll-out went sideways, starting with the event's heavy police presence.
A SWAT vehicle parked for tours alongside the event's barbecue dinner; uniforms lined up along left, right, and back walls of the church; officers resting hands on or around sidearms.
"He looks like he's going for his gun," my teenage son said. "Why are all these cops here?"
"Keeping the world safe for white people, son," says the clueless white father in a Dave Chappelle
But this wasn't a skit and I admire Kenney, a pastor and activist
who moved back to Columbia to care for his ailing father. I had high hopes.
“Wonderful difference makers of Columbia: We are rapidly approaching the much anticipated meeting with residents of Columbia’s Central Neighborhood," Kenney announced in a promising email.
Matthes' equity plan, he explained, would "improve collaboration; promote transparency; and encourage contributions from people most impacted by economic disparities," namely minorities.
Kenney sold the inaugural as worthy of "a big shout followed by a bunch of hallelujahs." City staff, he assured, was "jumping into the goals of the strategic plan with heart, passion and commitment."
We'd doubtless hear from community members, as the microphone went around the crowded room. We'd hear what they need
from City Hall, from the taxes, rates, fees, and fines we ALL pay
. White folks like me would get key insights into the "two Columbias: one white, one black," as Matthes calls it. Or not. F
or most of 90 minutes, we listened to a parade of well-paid white city administrators, starting with Matthes.
They talked about why they "love Columbia"; bragged on their departments; told their life stories; and most notably, tried to rationalize how what they were already doing
would directly, undeniably, and uniquely improve the lives of black and low income Columbians.
"We're buying three new electric buses to reduce carbon emissions."
"We're going to tear down at least six homes in your central city neighborhood to add green space."
"We were the first city in Missouri to adopt police body cameras."
"If you'd like to learn how to drive a bus, we brought job applications."
Matthes and his minions -- Toni Messina, Ken Burton, Dave Nichols, Margrace Buckler, Stephanie Browning, Stacey Button
-- presented not one new idea, not one innovation.
Instead, they recited canned lectures with a familiar theme: We plan to grow a government majority planned by white folks (more parks, more electric buses, more big business tax incentives). By doing that, we'll be helping you all, too.T
o be fair, four of the evening's presenters were black, including Kenney; school board member Jim Whitt
; and First Ward Councilman Clyde Ruffin
. But none of these folks wields anywhere near the power of a city, school district, or county administrator.